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twyll: i have these people i follow who follow me too and i think they’re really cool and stuff and...

Wed, 08 May 2013 15:28:37 +0100

i have these people i follow who follow me too and i think they’re really cool and stuff and we mutually reblog each other and

and sometimes i just sit down and look at their url when it shows up on my dash and im like

aw yeah

we tight

we bros

but we’RE NOT???? WEVE NEVER EVEN HAD A CONVERSATION?????

tinytruant: This August: Osage County teaser poster is a BIG...

Sun, 05 May 2013 00:39:27 +0100

tinytruant:

This August: Osage County teaser poster is a BIG DEAL.

foreverstreeper: Kiss from Meryl

Sun, 05 May 2013 00:39:20 +0100

foreverstreeper:

Kiss from Meryl

loinsofdoom: perfect

Sun, 05 May 2013 00:32:57 +0100

loinsofdoom:

perfect

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Sun, 28 Apr 2013 14:48:17 +0100

thestylegossiper: sandandglass: Obama’s one-liners during his...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 14:47:04 +0100

thestylegossiper:

sandandglass:

Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

This was what I was talking about earlier. THIS. How can he even be real?! And also can’t the rules for how many terms a president can be in power change, just so that he can stay in the White House for as long as he wants?

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Sun, 28 Apr 2013 13:01:35 +0100

marthajefferson: Julianne Moore as “Famous Works of Art” by...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 12:52:15 +0100

marthajefferson:

Julianne Moore as “Famous Works of Art” by Peter Linderbergh - for Harper’s Bazaar

Seated Woman With Bent Knee by Egon Schiele, La Grande Odalisque by Ingres, Saint Praxidis by Vermeer, The Cripple by John Currin, Les danseuses by Edgar Degas, Madame X by John Singer, Girl with a Pearl Earring by Vermeer, Woman With a Fan by Modigliani, Man Crazy Nurse #3 by Richard Prince, Adele Bloch Bauer I by Gustav Klimt.

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Sun, 28 Apr 2013 12:30:48 +0100

LESSONS YOU CAN LEARN FROM MUSICALS

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 12:30:33 +0100

Les Miserables: Stealing a loaf of bread may seem like a good idea, but it will literally fuck up your entire life.
Spring Awakening: If you get laid, you die. If you don't get laid, you die. Also don't trust your parents.
Chicago: It's ok to murder people as long as you wear lingerie and can sing and dance.
The King and I: Racism doesn't count if you sing about it.
My Fair Lady: People will like you if you talk like you have a broom stick up your ass.
Hairspray: In the 60s, people will hate you if you're overweight, UNLESS you also hang out with black people.
RENT: AIDS really blows.
A Chorus Line: If you ever audition for a musical chorus, you better have a goddamn good story as to why you became a dancer.
Grease: If your boyfriend doesn't like you, change absolutely everything about yourself to please him.
The Phantom of the Opera: When choosing between a controlling boyfriend and a sociopath composer with a messed up face who dwells in an opera house's basement, take your sweet damn time.
Rocky Horror Picture Show: Finding refuge from a storm in a mansion who's owner is a transvestite will make you inexplicably horny, and seemingly bisexual.

fieldsally: Meryl Streep as Francesca Johnson.

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 12:24:13 +0100

fieldsally:

Meryl Streep as Francesca Johnson.

“What in the world is a leave of presence? It means I am not...

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 12:02:14 +0100

“What in the world is a leave of presence? It means I am not going away. […] I’ll see you at the movies.” (x)

Meryl Streep, December 2011 (x)

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 23:20:44 +0000

Meryl Streep, December 2011

(x)

Katharine Hepburn sings “I Hate The Spring”

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 23:56:19 +0000

Katharine Hepburn sings “I Hate The Spring”

fangirl challenge heartbreaking scenes/moments [2/7]• the west...

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 23:54:01 +0000

fangirl challenge heartbreaking scenes/moments [2/7]
• the west wing, noel

This guy’s walking down the street when he falls in a hole. The walls are so steep he can’t get out. A doctor passes by and the guy shouts up, “Hey, you. Can you help me out?” The doctor writes a prescription, throws it down in the hole, and moves on.

Then a priest comes along and the guy shouts up, “Father, I’m down in this hole. Can you help me out?” The priest writes out a prayer, throws it down in the hole, and moves on.

Then a friend walks by. “Hey Joe, it’s me. Can you help me out?” And the friend jumps in the hole. Our guy says, “Are you stupid? Now we’re both down here!” The friends says, “Yeah, but I been down here before, and I know the way out.”

merylsheep: “Integrate what you believe in every single area of...

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 11:46:25 +0000

merylsheep:

“Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else, too.” - Meryl Streep

1:30

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 17:16:52 +0000

lemondifficult:

American English: “One-thirty.”

British English: “Half one.”

German: “Half two.”

And that’s fucking annoying.